Halloween Tips for Holy Weeners!  Ten tips that will have trick-or-treaters begging for salvation!  Read!>

Spooky Holy Ghost Costumes are Scaring the Devil  Out of the Unsaved!  Putting the Holy back into Holy-ween! Article>

Doing Battle With Demons on the Dark Master's Birthday!  Stories of Halloween faith from our Archives  Read>

Wiccans Slip Past Church Security by Wearing Abercrombie and Fitch!  But Jesus has the last laugh!  Full Story>  

Obama's Ghastly Ghetto of Demoncratic Terror!
Get a preview of each room in Landover Baptist's Hell House 2008! Let Me See!>  

The Scariest Halloween Costume in the World!    After seeing this horrifying Halloween costume, 7 children gouged their eyes out! More!>

Church Mandates: SARAH PALIN WEEK! 
A whole week of events honoring the Lord's favorite female.  Schedule>  

Naked Miley Cyrus is Satan's Favorite Pied Piper Slut!  Signs your precious teenage daughter is becoming a Cyrus slut. Read>

Christian Checklist to Spotting Faggotry!  The winner of a Baptist College writing contest shares 10 homo detection signs. Read!>

BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUAS:
Finally, A Movie About Mexicans the Whole Family Can Enjoy!  
Movie Review! Read More> 

Shocking Bible Discovery Shatters the Homosexual Agenda!  "The Bible reveals the exact number of Homos living anywhere in the world, and it is nowhere near the numbers they would have you believe!" Revelation!>

AFRICAN AMERICAN VOTERS:
Trade Us Your Voter's Registration Card For Free Fried Chicken From Popeye's!  No need to rough up any colored voters at the polls this coming election.  Popeye's fried chicken does the trick just fine.   Read More>

What Can Christians Do to Help Increase Global Warming?  The faster Earth heats up, the quicker Jesus will return! Glory!  More>