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Halloween Tips for Holy Weeners!Halloween Tips for Holy Weeners!  Ten tips that will have trick-or-treaters begging for salvation!  Read!>

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Wiccans Slip Past Church Security Wearing Abercrombie and Fitch!Wiccans Slip Past Church Security by Wearing Abercrombie and Fitch!  But Jesus has the last laugh!  Full Story>  

Landover Baptist Hell House Starts on October 3rd - Click Here for More Details!Obama's Ghastly Ghetto of Demoncratic Terror!
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The Scariest Halloween Costume in the World!The Scariest Halloween Costume in the World!    After seeing this horrifying Halloween costume, 7 children gouged their eyes out! More!>

Sister Sarah Palin Week - There will be prayer meetings, special events, chaste flirting, educational sessions, luncheons, invitation dinners, sermons, classes for children and services dedicated to all things Sarah PalinChurch Mandates: SARAH PALIN WEEK! 
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Naked Miley Cyrus is Satan's Favorite Pied Piper Slut!Naked Miley Cyrus is Satan's Favorite Pied Piper Slut!  Signs your precious teenage daughter is becoming a Cyrus slut. Read>

Incredible Ideas to Combat Satan on Halloween!Do Children Go to Hell for Celebrating Halloween?
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Turn Halloween Into a Fun Filled Night of Wiccan Hunting!Wiccan Hunting Season is Underway! 
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Pastor Deacon Fred's Latest New York Morning Drive Radio Show Appearance!Suffer Not a Witch to Live!
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Organize a Book Burning!Organize a Book Burning!  
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Christian Checklist to Spotting FaggotryChristian Checklist to Spotting Faggotry!  The winner of a Baptist College writing contest shares 10 homo detection signs. Read!>

Beverly Hills Chihuahuas - A film about Mexians the Whole Family Can EnjoyBEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUAS:
Finally, A Movie About Mexicans the Whole Family Can Enjoy!  
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Shocking Bible Discovery Shatters the Homosexual Agenda!Shocking Bible Discovery Shatters the Homosexual Agenda!  "The Bible reveals the exact number of Homos living anywhere in the world, and it is nowhere near the numbers they would have you believe!" Revelation!>

Trade Your Voter's Registration Card In For Free Chicken From Popeye's!AFRICAN AMERICAN VOTERS:
Trade Us Your Voter's Registration Card For Free Fried Chicken From Popeye's!  No need to rough up any colored voters at the polls this coming election.  Popeye's fried chicken does the trick just fine.   Read More>

Why Christians Shouldn't Care About the EnvironmentWhat Can Christians Do to Help Increase Global Warming?  The faster Earth heats up, the quicker Jesus will return! Glory!  More>

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