The Golden Compass Vs. The Holy Bible!  
Compare the dangerously inappropriate ideas presented in a controversial new film to the healthy ideas our children are exposed to in the Holy Bible.  Read More>

MRS. BETTY BOWERS BLOG
Elect Betty Bowers & Her Invisible Running Mate 2008
Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian™ jumps into the political race with a blog, videos, and much more! Click Here

Proof of Intelligent Design is Right Between Your Legs!  God intelligently reminds men they are to get married every time they look down at that meddlesome pink ring around the tip of their tallywacker. Learn More!>

Mitt Romney's Hilarious Religious Beliefs!  
Mormonism is second only to Scientology as craziest cult Satan ever boiled up in the Lake of Fire!  Read More>

Pastor's Family Christmas Letter  
Pastor Deacon Fred keeps us all updated with his annual message to friends and family. Click Here!>

Does God Approve of Our Yuletide Rituals?  Take out your Bible to find the shocking answers to our holiday Christmas Quiz! Quiz!>

Santa Claus is Satan! Holiday tips for putting Christ back into CHRISTmas! More!>

God's Top 20 Holiday Gifts For Unsaved People  
Browse and purchase the Lord's most popular items in our incredible gift shop.Let Me See!>

Should Unsaved People Be Allowed to Mock God by Celebrating Christmas? 
Learn the Truth! Read Pastor Deacon Fred's important annual holiday message. Read It!>

Lucifer's Toy Chest Satan's list of Christmas gifts are guaranteed to send your child to prison – and you to a shallow grave.  Click Here

Accept Christ as Savior & Get A Free Frozen Turkey! 
This offer has no strings attached other than the strings that hogtie the mouthwatering, steroid-engorged legs of this wonderful gift! More!>

NEW: YOUTUBE™ VIDEOS!
Winning Souls to Christ in the Virtual World of Warcraft   
Christian gamers accept the challenge of sharing Christ's message in a perilous, virtual, lava-soaked, environment. Full Story>

A Holiday Leftover Feast For Local Homeless Folks Who Confess Christ!  
Homeless who qualify for the free leftover meal will enjoy a mandatory church service where they will sing hymns and smile through photo sessions.  Full Story!>