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Spiderman 3 Christian Movie ReviewSpiderman: The Vile Glorification of Arachnid Bestiality!
By using the same false and perverted promise from the fairy tale story of the princess and frog (which we have steadfastly condemned from its initial concept), Hollywood stoops to a new low!  Movie Review!>

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Did I Once Swim Out of My Daddy's Privates?  
Let me tell you, it doesn’t surprise me to hear that your secular school teacher is a shameless denier of the Intelligent Avian Delivery theory. 
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Advice for a Barren Woman with CancerAnswering Reader Mail!
Godly Advice for a Barren Widow with Cancer  
You indicated that you and your husband never had children and that you have only three months to live due to stroke and cancer of the "lever." While I'm not familiar with cancer of the "lever," it sounds just dreadful.  
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A 5-year history of toleranceHarry Potter Action Alert!  
24-Hour prayer vigils will be held outside the Freehold, Iowa Multiplex beginning in early May!  Get Involved!>

Can You Hate Your Mom as Much as Jesus Hated His?
Even for a Jewish mother, Mary was clearly a pest. Scripture reveals to us that she was an insufferable leech when it came to her precious Son. More!>

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American Idol is Nothing More Than Glorified Golden Calf Worship!Tuesdays & Wednesdays, America Becomes a Nation of Godless Idol Worshippers!   
This church will not stand by while America text-message-votes its way right into the sulfurous pits of Hell!  More>

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Why Does God Hate Trailer Trash?  
"Scripture, as always, provides the answer. For Jesus was rather specific in His preferred choice of home construction." 
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Brother Harry Interviewed by Infidel GuyBrother Harry Confronts Famous Negro Atheist!   Listen to Pastor Hardwick's sharp tongue thwart persecution from a man of color! More>

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Registration for Junior High Vacation Bible Gun Camp Underway!

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Apocalyptic wilderness survival training, Bible reading, Scripture memory contests, marksmanship competitions, Old testament wild deer and boar sacrifices, gun care and cleaning, manly fellowship, Bible skits, and evening super surprise game competitions where children use tranquilizer guns to hunt unsaved homeless people who are dropped into the mountains by helicopter.

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Landover Baptist Vacation Bible Gun Camp is for anyone who finished Grade 3 up to those finished grade 8. Optional grade 7 for those who attended last year and failed to kill an endangered animal and memorize over 50 Bible verses.

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