Sex-Free Bible Spurs Controversy
"If we are going to create a Bible that is appropriate for children, we'll end up with something roughly the size of a theater program!" steamed Brother Hardwick. Read the Full Story>

Lisping Surgery
Does your child have a "Fairy Lisp?" If so, he's probably made secret pact with Satan to become a prancing homo. Thankfully, our Godly doctors now have a procedure in place to repair that. Read the Full Story>

Operation Rescue Agrees to Expel Al Qaeda Trainees
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We Refuse Service To Unsaved Persons Will Jesus Reject My Child? Satan Will Use Anything To Get At Our Children! Bible Quiz!

Demon Possessed Chickens!
It seems like the Devil's got a foothold on the month of June as local farmers struggle to earn a living while Satan just sits back and has fun.
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Leave Racial Profiling To the Experts Please View Immediately! The Bible vs. The Koran Safe For Kids! Please Do Not Call Us Fundamentalists CIA Unveils Secret Weapon Against Terrorists God's Ten Secrets To The Perfect War!

United States Dept. of Faith:
President Asks Jesus For Advice on Israel
No U.S. decision will be made without a cursory review of relevant Bible Prophecies.
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National Headlines
Investigators Locate Priest With No Molestation Past
A team of Vatican investigators reported last week that they have located a U.S. priest who has never been accused of molesting parishioners. Father Dick Abstentia of Nonads, Utah has presided over his parish for 37 years with no complaint of sexual abuse. Protestant analysts were quick to note that this may be due to the fact that Abstentia was born without genitals.

Local Headlines
Five Children Die in First Week of Landover Vacation Bible School.
"These youngsters were chock-full of toxic little demons," said Pastor Deacon Fred. "We tried to save them from themselves, but, all in all, they are truly better off dead. I send out my condolences, but remind all parents that, regardless of the circumstance, Vacation Bible School tuition is not refundable."

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Lord of the Rings
J.R.R. Tolkein's sexually perverted world of midgets and cock-rings comes to the big screen!

Ice Age A Secular Lie!
Harry Potter Witchcraft
Monsters A Talking Testicle!
Planet of the Apes: Beastiality
Jurassic Park III: Demons, not Dinosaurs
Tomb Raider: Spitting on the Resurrection
Hannibal Delightfully Biblical!
The Grinch Satan Painted Green
Castaway A Life Without Jesus
Blair Witch 2 A Christian Movie!
The Patriot Anti-Christian Trash!
Thomas & The Magic Railroad
Dinosaur: Not for Children
Me, Myself & Satan: Demon Possession
Gladiator: Homosexual lust!
American Psycho: Bill Clinton
Man on the Moon: ...or Devil in Hell?
Toy Story 2: Satan's New Film
The Green Mile: Men, Prison, Showers
Blair Witch Project: Dora Jean Reviews
Boys Don't Cry: "Bull Dykes Don't Cry"
American Beauty: Ugly Satanic Slop
The Talented Mr. Ripley: Fine Christian Fare

Christian Movie Reviews With Which We Agree

We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!

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"Before September 11, when the President or I heard people talk about 'the Middle East,' we just thought they were referring to Maryland." - Laura Bush
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