BANNED CHRISTMAS TOYS!  Lucifer's Toy Chest is chock full of seductive smut for kids of all ages, including, the Gay Try-Out Chair, Guitar Hero: Satan's World Tour, and more secular filth to avoid! NATIONAL HOLIDAY ACTION ALERT!>

WAR ON CHRISTMAS:
Angry Mob of Baptist Children Attack Santa Claus Outside Local Mall  "Our Christian kids are taught that Jesus is the reason for the season! Santa should have his fat red butt on high alert if he plans to visit Freehold, Iowa this year! Shout Glory!"  Pastor Deacon Fred told reporters  Full Story!>

Lonely Teenage Girls Love Vampires More Than Jesus!   
"This movie preys on little unwanted girls, who can count the number of friends they have on one finger! And this is just plain sad!" Says Pastor.    Full Story!>

Have Your Child's Picture Taken on Jesus' Lap at Our Christian Mall! Say "No" to Santa and seal your verbal commitment to Jesus Christ with a framed photograph for only $48.99!  Click Here!>  

Republican Kids Say the Darndest Things About Barack Obama! "Daddy says the Rappers are going to come and rap my mommy!"  Questions From Kids!> 

Christian Checklist to Spotting Faggotry!  The winner of a Baptist College writing contest shares 10 homo detection signs. Read!>

Naked Miley Cyrus is Satan's Favorite Pied Piper Slut!  Signs your precious teenage daughter is becoming a Cyrus slut. Read>

CHRISTIAN KIDS WANNA KNOW:
Why Did Jesus Give the Injuns Tiny Tallywhackers?  Just in time for Thanksgiving, Pastor answers an important question from a concerned Baptist child.  Find Out Why!> 

What Can Christians Do to Help Increase Global Warming?  The faster Earth heats up, the quicker Jesus will return! Glory!  More>

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