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Christian College Students to Crash Spring Break For Jesus!Christian College Students Unite to Crash Spring Break in the Name of Jesus Christ!
Operation S.O.S. Sand Or Salvation, coincides with Brother Ray Comfort's Banana Sucking Contest Tour in Daytona Beach. Join thousands of True Christian™ students strategically positioned across the sandy shorelines of our
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Custom Designed Menstrual Shacks Exquisitely Crafted!Custom Designed  Menstrual Shacks Exquisitely Crafted!
Fundamentalist Baptist Architect, William Hargraves is now available for formal design sessions with Platinum Tithers in our most prominent Christian communites.

Christian Girls' Guide to Spring Break Abstinence!Christian Girls' Guide to Spring Break Abstinence 
To save their virginity, Christian students resort to mouth, hiney, and same sex canoodling during Spring Break. Read More>

Landover Baptist February 15, 2009 Radio Interview - Mp3Brother Hardwick's Latest Radio Interview! (Mp3)
Listen to our Godly ambassador rebuke sinners and warn the ignorant about the coming Apocalypse! Mp3 now available!

St. Patrick's Day: Another False Holiday From the Catholics

The Truth About Saint Patrick's DayThe Terrifying Truth About Saint Patrick!
Pastor delivers a shocking sermon to a rebellious Landover youngsters. 

The History of Saint Patrick's DayDo Catholics Really Need Another Excuse to Get Drunk?
Saint Patrick's Day originates from an island chock-full of potato-boiling layabouts.

Free St. Patrick's Day Christian Witnessing Gift Card & Gospel TractFREE DOWNLOAD: Leprechauns Don't Give You Eternal Life!
Share the truth about Leprechauns with this classic Landover Baptist St. Patrick's Day card.

Pastor Deacon Fred and Landover Staff are Called by Jesus to Join Facebook!Jesus Calls Landover to the Facebook
Click Deacon Fred's image & friend him on Facebook & join countless Landover Baptist members as we TESTIFY!

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Bo's Law - How to Determine Whether Atheist Web Sites are Legitimate or Just Sites Making Fun of AtheistsBO'S LAW 
A resource for those of us who find it nearly impossible to tell whether a person or organization is legitimately Atheist or is simply a person or organization making fun of Atheism.

Demon Possessed Children Will Be Sterilized By Landover Baptist During the Spring Bible Crawl!Spring Bible Crawl & Infant Sterilization Now Underway
Celebrating 140-years of sterilizing demon-possessed infants to the Glory of Christ!

The List of Questions From American Christian Children For  Barack ObamaRepublican Kids Say the Darndest Things About The Obama! "Read eye-opening questions our Godly Children ask about our so-called President." MORE>

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