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EASTER BOOK RELEASE:
Are Your Children Playing With LUCIFER'S TESTICLES?
The absolute truth about Easter Eggs! Renowned Creation Scientist, Dr. Daniel Camaroon's 40-year journey into the boiling zone between the hellish legs of Satan himself! Full Details!>

Custom Designed Menstrual Shacks Exquisitely Crafted!
Fundamentalist Baptist Architect, William Hargraves is now available for formal design sessions with Platinum Tithers in our prominent Christian communities.

The List of Questions From American Christian Children For Barack Obama

Republican Kids Say the Darndest Things About Barack Obama! "Does every family move to Canada if Obama is elected, or is it just everyone on my Daddy's side?" Questions From Kids!>

What Can Christians Do to Help Increase Global Warming? The faster Earth heats up, the quicker Jesus returns! Glory! More>

Easter Bunny Stew Recipe!
"Ya'll should be hoppin' around, praisin' Jesus and pulverizing little baby bunny rabbits, for this amazing recipe!" says Baptist Cook, Suzzana Beth

Will Jesus Fling Children Into the Lake of Fire for Painting Eggs? Moms and Dads out there, you need to make it clear to your youngsters that just because Jesus doesn't run around giving your brats candy...

God Loves the Smell of Little Baby Easter Bunny Blood! Pastor held the rabbit by its hind legs and swung it against the wall, spattering the cheering crowd in a coat of fresh little bunny blood!

Jesus Calls Landover to the Facebook
Click Godly Pastor Deacon Fred's image & friend him on Facebook to join countless Landoverians as we TESTIFY!

The original "O Shit!" Anti Obama Oval and Rectangle Stickers, Buttons, Shirts and Mugs for Concerned True Republicans Store!

BO'S LAW
A resource for those of us who find it nearly impossible to tell whether a person or organization is legitimately Atheist or is simply a...

Spring Bible Crawl & Infant Sterilization Now Underway
Celebrating 140-years of sterilizing demon-possessed infants to the Glory of Christ!

The Spring Break Blood of Christ Splash! Instead of chugging beers off of the naked torsos of schoolmates, unsaved and unconscious Spring Breakers will be surprised by Baptist college students who force them to chug the blood of Jesus Christ!

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