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Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles? - The Truth About Easter Eggs!EASTER BOOK RELEASE:
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The absolute truth about Easter Eggs! Renowned Creation Scientist, Dr. Daniel Camaroon's 40-year journey into the boiling zone between the hellish legs of Satan himself!  
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The List of Questions From American Christian Children For  Barack ObamaRepublican Kids Say the Darndest Things About Barack Obama! "Does every family move to Canada if Obama is elected, or is it just everyone on my Daddy's side?" Questions From Kids!> 

Why Christians Shouldn't Care About the EnvironmentWhat Can Christians Do to Help Increase Global Warming?  The faster Earth heats up, the quicker Jesus returns! Glory!  More>

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Traditional Baptist Easter Bunny Stew RecipeEaster Bunny Stew Recipe! 
"Ya'll should be hoppin' around, praisin' Jesus and pulverizing little baby bunny rabbits, for this amazing recipe!" says Baptist Cook, Suzzana Beth

If Any Child is Found to Have Handled Easter Eggs, He Will be Dragged by Security to the Parking Lot And May Rejoin His Family Only When the 3-Hour Service is Over!  Will Jesus Fling Children  Into the Lake of Fire for Painting Eggs? Moms and Dads out there, you need to make it clear to your youngsters that just because Jesus doesn't run around giving your brats candy...

Easter Bunny Beaten to Death By Crowd of Zealous Baptist ChildrenGod Loves the Smell of Little Baby Easter Bunny Blood!  Pastor held the rabbit by its hind legs and swung it against the wall, spattering the cheering crowd in a coat of fresh little bunny blood!

Pastor Deacon Fred and Landover Staff are Called by Jesus to Join Facebook!Jesus Calls Landover to the Facebook
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Bo's Law - How to Determine Whether Atheist Web Sites are Legitimate or Just Sites Making Fun of AtheistsBO'S LAW 
A resource for those of us who find it nearly impossible to tell whether a person or organization is legitimately Atheist or is simply a...

Demon Possessed Children Will Be Sterilized By Landover Baptist During the Spring Bible Crawl!Spring Bible Crawl & Infant Sterilization Now Underway
Celebrating 140-years of sterilizing demon-possessed infants to the Glory of Christ!

Christian College Students to Crash Spring Break For Jesus!The Spring Break Blood of Christ Splash! Instead of chugging beers off of the naked torsos of schoolmates, unsaved and unconscious Spring Breakers will be surprised by Baptist college students who force them to chug the blood of Jesus Christ 

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