FILM REVIEW:
Finally, A Movie About Mexicans the Whole Family Can Enjoy!  Beverly Hills Chihuahuas is a film that will educate and inform True Americans™ about the culture, mannerisms, and subtle deviance of the funny-talking, curious little servants the good Lord keeps blessing us with.  Read More>

CHRISTIAN KIDS WANNA KNOW:
Pastor, Why Does My Penis Get So Hard?
Keep your eyes closed as much as possible, Reginald. You don't want to go to Hell, do you? Well, then stop looking at things! Godly Advice>

Emergency Biblical Marriage Regulations Fast-Tracked to President Bush!
In retaliation to secular (Satanic) courts in California deciding that homosexuals should have the same rights as the rest of us, the U.S. Department of Faith proposes emergency amendments to the Constitution! More>

Barack Hussein Obama's Ties To the Nation of Islam
The Landover Baptist Department for the Study of Inferior Cultures releases a list of important findings based on reliable Christian hearsay. Learn More> 

Why True Christians Shouldn't Give a Lick About the Damned Environment  "Us folks know more about the fate of this planet than any hell-bound scientist. That's because we have a personal relationship with the Fellow who invented this crazy old place to begin with!" Read More>

SPEED RACER: Homos, Whores & Hallucinogens! 
For those of you who don’t know, a “Speed Racer” is a combination of cocaine and black mollies, crushed and snorted through a straw. Emergency Film Review>  

Tsunami: Oriental for God's Wrath
God Fails to Break His Own Record for Killing We know from the Great Flood that one of God's favorite ways to indiscriminately kill enormous swaths of children is by drowning, More> 

Bible Based Policy for Menstruating Women Filthy females are a health risk, full of contaminants that put us all in immediate danger! More> 

Baptist Sexuality  
Understand that Satan is making your soft, inviting body HIS business!  Learn how to stop his wandering red-hot demon fingers from tickling your True Christian™ fancy! I Want to See More!>