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A Christian Film Review about the movie Up - and an action alert about Disney's latest attack on Family Values!Disney's, "Up" The Sugarcoating of Pedophilia!  If the sight of an old man with balloons in a confined space, alone with a little boy doesn't raise concerns for your Christian family, what else is it going to take?  MOVIE REVIEW & ALERT!>

Why is Michelle Obama So Pretty When Most Black Women Are So Ugly?CHRISTIAN KIDS WANT TO KNOW:
Why is Michelle Obama So Pretty When Most Colored Women are So Ugly?

"I think Michelle Obama is very pretty even though she is black, but her teeth are very big and don't seem to fit right into her little mouth..."

Obama Appoints a Lesbo'Rican - A Puerto Rican Lesbian as Supreme Court Justice!The Supreme Court Triple Whammy: Hispanic, Homo, Hag! Brother Hardwick's Wednesday night sermon sends church members into a Holy Ghost inspired, demon-stomping frenzy to take back America for Jesus!  FULL DETAILS!>

Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone ElseTraditional Marriage Explained! 
The NEW YouTube video from Sister Betty Bowers is taking the internet by storm!  Crack open your Bibles and read along as Mrs. Bowers explains traditional marriage to everyone else!  HD VIDEO>

Pastor Deacon Fred and Landover Staff are Called by Jesus to Join Facebook!Jesus Calls Landover to Facebook
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See How Jay Leno is Stealing Material From Landover BaptistNBC Moves Jay Leno's Anti-Christian Hate Crime Agenda to 10PM In a desperate attempt to turn his demographic against Christ, Jay Leno displays a What Would Jesus Do? thong on the Tonight Show.

Custom Designed Menstrual Shacks Exquisitely Crafted!Custom Designed  Menstrual Shacks Exquisitely Crafted!
Baptist Architect, William Hargraves is available for design sessions with Platinum Tithers in prominent Christian communities.

Gay Marriage - Amend the constitution before Jesus punishes us for disobedience!Divorced Conservatives Unite to Save the Sanctity of Marriage from Homosexuals!
Ask any Republican Christian divorcee, and they'll tell you: Marriage is Sacred!  Don't let the homos win! Help us amend the Constitution to conform to mainstream (Biblical) principles MORE!>

The List of Questions From American Christian Children For  Barack ObamaRepublican Kids Say the Darndest Things About Barack Obama! Does every family move to Canada if Obama is elected, or is it just everyone on my Daddy's side?

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