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Christian Checklist to Spotting FaggotryChristian Checklist to Spotting Faggotry!  The winner of this year's Baptist College writing contest, "What Did I Learn This Summer?" shares with fellow Christians, 10 signs an adult male is a gay. Read This Insightful List!>

WARNING: Satan is Using Olympics Volleyball to Get Young Boys to Masturbate!Satan is Using Olympics Volleyball to Get Baptist Boys to Masturbate!  "When officers arrived, the boys were dressed and seated in the living room with Bibles on their laps. But the Devil left his hoof-prints all over the bedroom!" Details!>  

The List of Questions From American Christian Children For  Barack ObamaRepublican Kids Say the Darndest Things About Barack Obama! "Does every family move to Canada if Obama is elected, or is it just everyone on my Daddy's side?" Questions From Kids!> 

Why Christians Shouldn't Care About the EnvironmentWhat Can Christians Do to Help Increase Global Warming? 
The faster Earth heats up, the more quickly Jesus will return! Glory!  More>


Back to Secular School Witnessing Tips!Back to School Witnessing Tips!
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The Talking Snake Theory - The New Biology Textbook For Christian Students!The Talking Snake Theory Textbook
A must have if you are enrolled in secular Biology!

Signs Your Christian Child is Hanging With the Wrong Crowd!Is Your Child Hanging Out With the Wrong Crowd?
These signs should warn parents their child is in trouble!


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Mrs. Betty Bowers is Running For President!America's Best Christian: The Blog
Mrs. Betty Bowers ~ From God's lips to your ears! Bloggin on current events & political affairs! 

Pastor Deacon Fred's Latest New York Morning Drive Radio Show Appearance!Pastor Deacon Fred: MP3's & Videos
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Shocking Bible Discovery Shatters the Homosexual Agenda!Shocking Bible Discovery Shatters the Homosexual Agenda!  "The Bible reveals the exact number of Homos living anywhere in the world, and it is nowhere near the numbers they would have you believe!" Revelation!>

Beverly Hills Chihuahuas - A film about Mexians the Whole Family Can EnjoyFILM REVIEW:
Finally, A Movie About Mexicans the Whole Family Can Enjoy!  Beverly Hills Chihuahuas is a film that will educate and inform True Americans™ about the culture, mannerisms, and subtle deviance of the Mexican people Read More>

Trade Your Voter's Registration Card In For Free Chicken From Popeye's!AFRICAN AMERICAN VOTERS:
Trade Us Your Voter's Registration Card For Free Fried Chicken From Popeye's!  No need to rough up any colored voters at the polls this coming election.  Popeye's fried chicken does the trick just fine.  Even better, its legal and maybe even Biblical!  Read More>

James Dobson and Barak Obama - Old Testament vs. New Testament Battle For the Fate of Our Nation!James Dobson: FOCUS ON THE PHARISEE
A beginner's guide to understanding how American Christians interpret the New Testament! You might be a practicing Christian and not even know it! Handy Chart!>  

Baptist Ladies Club Takes a Stand Against Vile LanguageLadies of Landover Take a Stand Against Vile Language!  Our Baptist Ladies Club recently expelled ten of their own members! A Sin Patrol dragged each of the accused to room 217 at Landover Elementary school, which served as a "Star Chamber" for the Landover Ladies' Board of Decency Panel.  Comments Leading to Expulsion>

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Vacation Bible Gun Camp Registration Underway!Junior High Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

What is There to Do at Bible Gun Camp This Summer?
Apocalyptic wilderness survival training, Bible reading, Scripture memory contests, marksmanship competitions, Old testament wild deer and boar sacrifices, gun care and cleaning, manly fellowship, Bible skits, and evening super surprise game competitions where children use tranquilizer guns to hunt unsaved homeless people who are dropped into the mountains by helicopter. This year, our campers
will also be visiting the ungodly children at Camp Quest (a secular summer camp for stupid sissies)  for a drive by, "Get Your Feet Hot For Jesus" visitation. Bring your pistols for some old fashioned soul-winning shoot-em-up dusty foot devil dancin'!
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We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!

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