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ACTION ALERT:
Veggie Tales Releases Product in Poor Taste
After unveiling their new children's toy, Larry, The Battery Powered Cucumber, Veggie Tales became the laughing stock of the Christian world and suspect of a more sinister agenda. Read the Full Story>

Is Breastfeeding a Gateway Sin?
"Well, to put it quite simply, You bet it is!" say Landover Baptist doctors. Read the Full Story>

A Handy Guide To Demon Possessed Canines
One way to get rid of a demon is to smack a dog in the head with a frying pan. Tell me more!>

United States Dept. of Faith:
President Asks Jesus For Advice on Israel
No U.S. decision will be made without a cursory review of relevant Bible Prophecies.
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U.S. Congress Mandates Salvation
Anyone who fails to attend church on Sunday will be reported to local authorities.
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Response to New York Times Ad Throws Site Offline
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		National Headlines Star Wars: Episode II. George Lucas heeds Christian warnings about the sexual nature of Jar Jar Binks but is still stubborn about releasing sexually explicit merchandise related to the new film. 24 Hour Hotline For Abused Altar Boys Back Online! Local Headlines Local Station to Air Christian Animal Discovery Program for Children Christian children who are curious about animals will be in for a treat this month as Creation Scientists answer questions that the secular world can't even begin to explain! This week, Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards teaches children that flamingos stand on one foot because Jesus told them to wait like that until He gets back, no matter how long it takes. Landover Ladies Go Harlot Hunting!

Lord of the Rings
J.R.R. Tolkein's sexually perverted world of midgets and cock-rings comes to the big screen!

Ice Age A Secular Lie!
Harry Potter Witchcraft
Monsters A Talking Testicle!
Planet of the Apes: Beastiality
Jurassic Park III: Demons, not Dinosaurs
Tomb Raider: Spitting on the Resurrection
Hannibal Delightfully Biblical!
The Grinch Satan Painted Green
Castaway A Life Without Jesus
Blair Witch 2 A Christian Movie!
The Patriot Anti-Christian Trash!
Thomas & The Magic Railroad
Dinosaur: Not for Children
Me, Myself & Satan: Demon Possession
Gladiator: Homosexual lust!
American Psycho: Bill Clinton
Man on the Moon: ...or Devil in Hell?
Toy Story 2: Satan's New Film
The Green Mile: Men, Prison, Showers
Blair Witch Project: Dora Jean Reviews
Boys Don't Cry: "Bull Dykes Don't Cry"
American Beauty: Ugly Satanic Slop
The Talented Mr. Ripley: Fine Christian Fare

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Christian Movie Reviews With Which We Agree

We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!

Link To Our Bible Quiz Page (click here) Test your Bible knowledge by taking one of these quizzes!
The Bible Fact Quiz
The Wrath of God Quiz II
God vs. Allah Quiz
Bible Sex Quiz II
How Does God Spot A Christian?
Bible Punishment Quiz II
The Bible Diet Quiz
The Bible Slavery Quiz
Bible Anagram Flash Quiz
New "test" ament Quiz
Role of Women Bible Quiz
Creation Science Quiz
New Testament Damnation Quiz
The Wrath of God Quiz
Bible Punishment Quiz
Bible Sex Quiz
What Did Jesus Say? Flash Quiz!

THE FIRST LADY'S RADIO ADDRESS!
"Before September 11, when the President or I heard people talk about 'the Middle East,' we just thought they were referring to Maryland." - Laura Bush
Click the link above to read her radio address to this Christian Nation.

Intervention!
Cognoscenti
Helms Quotes
Betty's Notes
Abortion Rumor
Bush Quotes!
Court Supremes
Church Ladies

Pray for Jenna!
LIE-berman
Laura Bush Interview
Clinton - Porn Lover
Liberals Hate
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