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Do Children Deserve Anything For Christmas? Landover Sunday School teachers have developed a contest whereby children will use scripture to justify why they deserve gifts this year. More>

It's Not Pornographic Smut If It's From the Bible! A teacher learns that Holy Scripture was the source for a student's lewd essay. More>

Landover Homeowners Association Emulates the Lord, Destroying All That Displeases It More>

Another Fire is Burning in Waco, Texas! Baylor: America's Greatest Christian University. Enlightening commentary by Brother Harry Hardwick. Read More>

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The Dark Motive Behind the Movie, Elf "This disgusting film really bothers me, folks. And it better bother you too!" Action Alert>

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TERROR ALERT: Call Your Republican Congressman to Support the "No Knock List"

On the heels of the wildly successful “No Call List” which prohibits telemarketers from calling listed numbers, Landover Baptist lobbyists in Washington are vigorously pushing the “No Knock List” currently before Congress. This bill will allow American households to register their Christian homes with the FBI. Once a family is listed, they will be absolutely immune from any criminal prosecution or civil damages that arise from the injury, mutilation, death or dismemberment of any Jehovah’s Witness, Mormon or other pesky false-faith missionary knocking on their doors. Once this bill is passed, American Christians will finally be able to retire their stun guns and haul out the real ammunition to thwart this insidious form of domestic terrorism.

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Finding Nemo
A young fish boy runs away from home after finding out his daddy is a flopping homosexual!

The Matrix Reloaded A Christian World?
Bruce Almighty God Doesn't Clown Around!
The Two Towers Homo Hobbits
Daredevil No Shame!
Scooby Doo Occult Lessons
Ice Age A Secular Lie!
Harry Potter Witchcraft
Monsters A Talking Testicle!
Planet of the Apes: Beastiality
Jurassic Park III: Demons, not Dinosaurs
Tomb Raider: Spitting on the Resurrection
Hannibal Delightfully Biblical!
The Grinch Satan Painted Green
Castaway A Life Without Jesus
Blair Witch 2 A Christian Movie!
The Patriot Anti-Christian Trash!
Thomas & The Magic Railroad
Dinosaur: Not for Children
Gladiator: Homosexual lust!
American Psycho: Bill Clinton
Man on the Moon: ...or Devil in Hell?
Toy Story 2: Satan's New Film
The Green Mile: Men, Prison, Showers
Blair Witch Project: Dora Jean Reviews
Boys Don't Cry: "Bull Dykes Don't Cry"
American Beauty: Ugly Satanic Slop
The Talented Mr. Ripley: Fine Christian Fare

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