Americans Accidentally Select A Crazy Right Wing Southern Baptist Hillbilly Preacher To Be Their Next President! "Rev. Huckabee is a very nice man, and that's all that undecided voters need to know. Because if they knew any more than that, they'd pee their pants and run screaming for their lives!" Read More>

Mitt Romney's Absolutely Hilarious Religious Beliefs  Mormonism is second only to Scientology as the wackiest cult Lucifer ever boiled up in the lava bubbles of the Lake of Fire!  Read More>

MRS. BETTY BOWERS BLOG
Betty & Jesus Bite Their Tongues  "If you want to provide the people of Iraq with health care, police, roads, sewers, a new power grid and education, irrespective of cost, you are a fiscally sound conservative. If, on the other hand, you want these same things for Americans, you are a tax-and-spend liberal."  Read More>

NATIONAL FAMILY ACTION ALERT:
"Wii" Is Oriental For: "I Having Orgasm!"
"Oriental woman squeal out, Wii, when they experience pleasure during a sexual encounter outside of marriage," Dr. Rawlings reports. Learn More!>

The Golden Compass Vs. The Holy Bible!  Compare the dangerously inappropriate ideas in a disgusting film to the healthy ideas children are exposed to in the Holy Bible.  Read More>

VALENTINE'S DAY
Bible Sex Quiz See how Larry Flynt's magazines don't hold a candle to the Lord's original work. Take the Quiz!>

Proof of Intelligent Design is Right Between Your Legs!  God reminds men they are to get married whenever they look down at the meddlesome pink ring around the tip of their tallywacker.  Learn More!>

Winning Souls to Christ in the Virtual World of Warcraft   Christian gamers accept the challenge of sharing Christ's message in a perilous, lava-soaked environment. Full Story>

VALENTINE'S DAY
Get a Heart On For Jesus Campaign! 
We're sweeping the nation and cleaning up the subtle focus that Valentine's Day places on sex.  Full Story>