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Americans Accidentally Elect A Crazy Right Wing Southern Baptist Hillbilly Preacher As Their Next President!

Americans Accidentally Select A Crazy Right Wing Southern Baptist Hillbilly Preacher To Be Their Next President! "Rev. Huckabee is a very nice man, and that's all that undecided voters need to know. Because if they knew any more than that, they'd pee their pants and run screaming for their lives!" Read More>

Mitt Romney's Hilarious Religious BeliefsMitt Romney's Absolutely Hilarious Religious Beliefs  Mormonism is second only to Scientology as the wackiest cult Lucifer ever boiled up in the lava bubbles of the Lake of Fire!  Read More>

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Jesus Bite Their Tongues  "If you want to provide the people of Iraq with health care, police, roads, sewers, a new power grid and education, irrespective of cost, you are a fiscally sound conservative. If, on the other hand, you want these same things for Americans, you are a tax-and-spend liberal."  Read More>

Christian Family Action Alert Concerning the Wii Gaming System!  Click Here to Learn More!NATIONAL FAMILY ACTION ALERT:
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Ida Mae Displays a Pair of Mormon Undergarments She Stole From a Truck in UtahWhy Are We Selling Used Mormon Underwear?
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The Golden Compass and ChristianityThe Golden Compass Vs. The Holy Bible!  Compare the dangerously inappropriate ideas in a disgusting film to the healthy ideas children are exposed to in the Holy Bible.  Read More>

The Bible Sex Quiz:  Part 3VALENTINE'S DAY
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Proof of Intelligent Design is Right Between Your Legs, Silly!Proof of Intelligent Design is Right Between Your Legs!  God reminds men they are to get married whenever they look down at the meddlesome pink ring around the tip of their tallywacker.  Learn More!>

Tips on Sharing Jesus with Gnomes, Dwarves, Dark Elves and More!Winning Souls to Christ in the Virtual World of Warcraft   Christian gamers accept the challenge of sharing Christ's message in a perilous, lava-soaked environment. Full Story>

Get a Heart on For Jesus!  Valentine's Day CampaignVALENTINE'S DAY
Get a Heart On For Jesus Campaign!
We're sweeping the nation and cleaning up the subtle focus that Valentine's Day places on sex. 
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