Local Boy's Hunt for 200 Foreskins Ends in Court  "If ya'll want to protect what's sacred to us here, don't be leaving the King James Bible laying around your house where children can get hold of it," warned the judge. FULL STORY!>

CHRISTIAN KIDS WANNA KNOW:
How Comes The Obama Gets To Be A Presidents? 
"When ya'll doth therefore see the abomination of desolation (The Obama), spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place (The White House) flee into the... oh hell, we're screwed." MORE>

VALENTINE'S DAY
The Sexually Explicit Catholic Origins of St. Valentine's Day! 
Baptist Students burn their Valentine's Day cards after a Godly Professor of Secular History reveals how Satan created the holiday to promote fornication.  LOOK, SEE!>

Did the Travoltas Murder Their Son and Send Him to Hell?  Brother Harry Hardwick delivers a seizure-inducing sunrise sermon on Scientology to kick off the new year! MORE>

What Can Christians Do to Help Increase Global Warming? 
We learned this year that the faster Earth heats up, the quicker Jesus will return! Glory! MORE>

BO'S LAW 
A resource for those of us who find it nearly impossible to tell whether a person or organization is legitimately Atheist or is simply a person or organization making fun of Atheism.

Republican Kids Say the Darndest Things About Barack Obama! "Read eye-opening questions our Godly Children ask about our "so-called" President. MORE>

Pastor Deacon Fred's Favorite Links! Pastor's divine message loaded with delightful links the Lord orders him to reveal!  MORE>