Boy's Hunt for 200 Foreskins Ends in Court
"If ya'll want to protect
what's sacred to us here, don't be leaving the King James Bible laying around
your house where children can get hold of it," warned the judge.
KIDS WANNA KNOW:
How Comes The Obama Gets To Be A Presidents?
ya'll doth therefore see the abomination of desolation (The Obama),
spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place (The White House)
flee into the... oh
hell, we're screwed."
Sexually Explicit Catholic Origins of St. Valentine's Day!
Baptist Students burn their Valentine's Day cards after a Godly Professor of Secular History reveals how Satan
created the holiday to promote fornication.
the Travoltas Murder Their Son and Send Him to Hell?
Brother Harry Hardwick delivers
a seizure-inducing sunrise sermon on Scientology to kick off the new year!