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Local Boy's Hunt for 200 Foreskins Ends in CourtLocal Boy's Hunt for 200 Foreskins Ends in Court  "If ya'll want to protect what's sacred to us here, don't be leaving the King James Bible laying around your house where children can get hold of it," warned the judge. FULL STORY!>

How Comes The Obama Gets to Be President?CHRISTIAN KIDS WANNA KNOW:
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The Sexually Perverted (Catholic) Origins of Valentine's Day!VALENTINE'S DAY
The Sexually Explicit Catholic Origins of St. Valentine's Day! 
Baptist Students burn their Valentine's Day cards after a Godly Professor of Secular History reveals how Satan created the holiday to promote fornication.  LOOK, SEE!>

Did the Travoltas Murder Their Son and Send Him to Hell? Did the Travoltas Murder Their Son and Send Him to Hell?  Brother Harry Hardwick delivers a seizure-inducing sunrise sermon on Scientology to kick off the new year! MORE>

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Valentine's Day Bible Sex Quizzes!The Bible Sex Quiz See how Larry Flynt's flilthy magazines don't hold a candle to the Lord's original work.

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Tips for single, saved Baptist men over the age of 21 seeking a submissive life partner to serve and obey their earthly master.

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The Sex Free Bible!  Only 27 pages long, now available everywhere!The Sex-Free Bible! Now Available!  
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Why Christians Shouldn't Care About the EnvironmentWhat Can Christians Do to Help Increase Global Warming? 
We learned this year that the faster Earth heats up, the quicker Jesus will return!
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Bo's Law - How to Determine Whether Atheist Web Sites are Legitimate or Just Sites Making Fun of AtheistsBO'S LAW 
A resource for those of us who find it nearly impossible to tell whether a person or organization is legitimately Atheist or is simply a person or organization making fun of Atheism.

The List of Questions From American Christian Children For  Barack ObamaRepublican Kids Say the Darndest Things About Barack Obama! "Read eye-opening questions our Godly Children ask about our "so-called" President. MORE>

Cleanin' up the web with Pastor Deacon Fred - New Monthly Message with Loads of Links!Pastor Deacon Fred's Favorite Links! Pastor's divine message loaded with delightful links the Lord orders him to reveal!  MORE>

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