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Born Again Ball Player Forced to Walk in Gay Man's Shoes!
If it wasn't enough that liberals started handing out condoms and dental dams to 5th graders after taking away prayer in schools, now they are forcing our children to take homosexual sensitivity training. Pastors received word that a born again ball player in Des Moines was forced to hold hands with a homosexual classmate and carry his books to class for an entire week! Why? you ask. It seems a harlot cheerleader overheard the athlete saying, "You guys are playing like a bunch of a fags," to the Junior Varsity Football team. His punishment was to walk in a gay man's shoes for a week. Landover Baptist lawyers argue that such punishment should be viewed as a Christian hate crime. A lawsuit was filed against the Des Moines School District in late February.

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