Wicca: Intoxicated By Christian Blood!
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$2.5 Billion In Funds Secured to Protect Christians From Sinners
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2002 Jesus Values Excellence Awards®
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Petition to Revoke Tom Cruise's Citizenship Guide to Christian Rock Mailbag! Shocking Bible Verse Store!

Presidential Prayer Squad Issues Emergency Green Card to Jesus Christ Read More>

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Secret Scriptures!
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National Headlines
Environmental Group, Greenpeace, Offers Sex With Dolphins to Major Donors
The dolphin's name is, “Ernie” and Greenpeace workers keep him in a giant fish tank called an "aquarium" at their headquarters in Amsterdam. A donation of $12,000 or more, will get you a plane ticket and four hours of private lessons on how to have sex with Dolphins. Participants are told to rub the dolphin below the belly-button until the creature is aroused. Four drownings have already been reported.

Local Headlines
God Kills 2 Children, Blinds 1 at Fourth of July Praise & Picnic Tent Revival.
Marshall & Anita Winkler left the event with their two oldest sons, Bobby & Carter, in body bags and youngest boy, Grant, with his head wrapped in paper towels. The kids were seated in the Georgia-Sue Gaines Amphitheater watching fireworks when a half stick of unlit dynamite was tossed into a nearby waste receptical. Disobeying their parents, they left the seating area to retrieve the explosive. After the event, pieces of the boys were dicovered by a church deacon behind the amphitheater.

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Scooby Doo
Is Hollywood Using A Saturday Morning Cartoon Series As Bait To Lure Christian Children Into Signing a Contract With Satan? Quite simply, The Answer is Yes.

Lord of the Rings Blasphemy!
Ice Age A Secular Lie!
Harry Potter Witchcraft
Monsters A Talking Testicle!
Planet of the Apes: Beastiality
Jurassic Park III: Demons, not Dinosaurs
Tomb Raider: Spitting on the Resurrection
Hannibal Delightfully Biblical!
The Grinch Satan Painted Green
Castaway A Life Without Jesus
Blair Witch 2 A Christian Movie!
The Patriot Anti-Christian Trash!
Thomas & The Magic Railroad
Dinosaur: Not for Children
Me, Myself & Satan: Demon Possession
Gladiator: Homosexual lust!
American Psycho: Bill Clinton
Man on the Moon: ...or Devil in Hell?
Toy Story 2: Satan's New Film
The Green Mile: Men, Prison, Showers
Blair Witch Project: Dora Jean Reviews
Boys Don't Cry: "Bull Dykes Don't Cry"
American Beauty: Ugly Satanic Slop
The Talented Mr. Ripley: Fine Christian Fare

Christian Movie Reviews With Which We Agree

We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!

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"Before September 11, when the President or I heard people talk about 'the Middle East,' we just thought they were referring to Maryland." - Laura Bush
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