3,000 Horses That Refused to Believe God and Fly Are Now Dead
The Bible holds a vital clue as to the time of Christ's return. It is right around the same time when horses will fly.
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Don't Get Caught on the Toilet When Jesus Comes Back!
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Why Do People Create Elaborate Websites That Mock Fundamentalist Christians?
America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, offers candid, Biblical advice to readers.
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King of the Mary Worshipers Thumbs His Nose at God and Refuses to Die!
Mumbling satanic sermons, he waves his hand from balconies like some palsy drunk hailing a cab. The second thing to cross one's mind - after Satan in a skirt is, "When is Lucifer going to call this old fool home?" Click Here>

Secret Scriptures!
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Church Member Expelled After Voting Democrat
Mrs. Lana Dobson and her husband, Ron, were expelled from the church and asked to leave Freehold after officials learned Mrs. Dobson voted for a Democrat in the recent county elections. Though ballots were kept secret, Landover deacons monitoring the voting became suspicious when Mrs. Dobson took 10 minutes to fill out her ballot, suggesting she had not voted a straight Republican ticket. During intense questioning in the main sanctuary basement, Mrs. Dobson admitted she voted for a family friend who was the Democratic candidate for Director of Refuse Collection. The new recipients of the Dobsonsí church seats will be announced Wednesday morning, after waiting lists are reviewed.

Christian Charity Met With Rudeness
Last week, Mrs. Betty Bowers sent Payless Spokesperson Star Jones to Church's Fried Chicken to pick up dinner for her Christian Crack Whore Ministry. Ms. Jones ordered: "103 Buckets of (Mixed) Fried Chicken; 3 Buckets of Wings; 18 pounds of Mashed Potatoes and 145 Honey-Butter Biscuits." The girl behind the counter asked, "Ms. Jones, is that for here or to go?"

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Scooby Doo
Is Hollywood Using A Saturday Morning Cartoon Series As Bait To Lure Christian Children Into Signing a Contract With Satan? Quite simply, The Answer is Yes.

Lord of the Rings Blasphemy!
Ice Age A Secular Lie!
Harry Potter Witchcraft
Monsters A Talking Testicle!
Planet of the Apes: Beastiality
Jurassic Park III: Demons, not Dinosaurs
Tomb Raider: Spitting on the Resurrection
Hannibal Delightfully Biblical!
The Grinch Satan Painted Green
Castaway A Life Without Jesus
Blair Witch 2 A Christian Movie!
The Patriot Anti-Christian Trash!
Thomas & The Magic Railroad
Dinosaur: Not for Children
Me, Myself & Satan: Demon Possession
Gladiator: Homosexual lust!
American Psycho: Bill Clinton
Man on the Moon: ...or Devil in Hell?
Toy Story 2: Satan's New Film
The Green Mile: Men, Prison, Showers
Blair Witch Project: Dora Jean Reviews
Boys Don't Cry: "Bull Dykes Don't Cry"
American Beauty: Ugly Satanic Slop
The Talented Mr. Ripley: Fine Christian Fare

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We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!

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"Before September 11, when the President or I heard people talk about 'the Middle East,' we just thought they were referring to Maryland." - Laura Bush
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