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Salvation Evaluation Committee Expels 21 Church Officials
As a result of the subcommittee’s investigation, all the children taught by these former members must be held back a grade
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Full Blown Demon Possession Misdiagnosed as Epileptic Seizure by Unsaved Doctors
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White House Department of Faith
The DOF works quietly behind the scenes with President George W. Bush's closest advisers to ensure that opinions tainted by secular liberalism are weeded out before they can seduce our President's agile attention span.
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America's Most Dangerous Black Atheist Flees State of Georgia!

Christian authorities recently learned that Reginald V. Finley, Sr., (aka: "Infidel Guy," and in Christian circles, "Night Demon" and "Black Atheist") recently fled the state of Georgia and is hiding out somewhere in California. Baptist sources say the "Night Demon" was spotted near Sacramento in late January. While eluding Christian authorities, Finley still somehow manages to maintain his Godless website. He continues to broadcast his filth across America. Concerned Christians around the country are racing to visit and covertly join his website in order to gather clues to his whereabouts so he can be captured and delivered to the Landover Baptist Center for Creation Science Research before he can inflict any more mental damage upon his ignorant, unsaved audience. Click Here to Join the Hunt!>


Siamese Twin Commits Suicide After Sister Accepts Christ
Recently converted Baptist, Mary Martin, pleaded with her long ago saved, conjoined sister not to swallow the cyanide capsule that ended both their lives last Friday. But Sally was adamant. "As long as my sister was unsaved, I knew I would one day be separated from her, when God took me to Heaven and sent her to Hell," Sally told friends on her death bed. "When she accepted Christ, I knew we would both be going to Heaven, to spend eternity joined at the torso. By committing suicide, an unforgiveable sin, it will now be her going to Heaven and me going to Hell. And while I know Hell will be rough to handle, at least I'll no longer be attached to that bitch!"

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Scooby Doo Occult Lessons
Ice Age A Secular Lie!
Harry Potter Witchcraft
Monsters A Talking Testicle!
Planet of the Apes: Beastiality
Jurassic Park III: Demons, not Dinosaurs
Tomb Raider: Spitting on the Resurrection
Hannibal Delightfully Biblical!
The Grinch Satan Painted Green
Castaway A Life Without Jesus
Blair Witch 2 A Christian Movie!
The Patriot Anti-Christian Trash!
Thomas & The Magic Railroad
Dinosaur: Not for Children
Me, Myself & Satan: Demon Possession
Gladiator: Homosexual lust!
American Psycho: Bill Clinton
Man on the Moon: ...or Devil in Hell?
Toy Story 2: Satan's New Film
The Green Mile: Men, Prison, Showers
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