The 2009 Landover Baptist Church Newsletter Archive

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December 2009
Lucifer's Toychest: 2009's Most Dangerous Christmas Gifts!
Tiger Woods: Philanderer and Christian Basher! (Sermon)
Betty Bowers Video: Less in Morman!
Jesus is Going to Kill My Son if You Don't Send Him Your Money
Christmas Memories at Landover Baptist: Christmas Article Archves

November 2009
Baptist Children Remind Us on Thanksgiving: SATAN HAD RED SKIN TOO!
Thanskgiving Memories at Landover Baptist - Thanksgiving Archives!
Is Taylor Swift Singing for Satan?

October 2009
Where the Wild Things Are - True Christian™ Film Review!
Halloween Hell Hospital - Hell House 2009!
Everything You Wanted to Know About Wicca But Were Afraid to Ask
The History of Landover Baptist's Halloween Hell Houses
Halloween: The Devil's Birthday - New LBC Archive Gateway

September 2009
Hell's Production of Camelot Completes Its Casting!
Holy Bible Disproves Latest Scientific Find, and All Those Forthcoming
Obama's Death Squads Target Nightmares of America's Children (Kids Art)
Brother Hodge's Wiccan Hunting Supply Store Of Season Sale (Graphic)

August 2009
Michael Jackson Dead: Now Safe for Kids to Play Outside!
Brother Harry Hardwick's Radio Interviews & You Tube Videos Added!
We Sell Wiccan Holding Kennels! (Graphic Ad & Brochure)
Child's Depiction of Professor Henry Gates Wins Top Award (Kids Art)

July 2009
Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage (YouTube Video)
Spray the Gay Away! Anti-Gay Hand and Body Sanitizers (Graphic Ad)
Pastor Asks Friends in Congress to Name July Christian Heritage Month
Harry Potter Action Alert Memo Regarding Half-Blood Prince Movie
2009 Platinum Tithers Conference-Suffer For God in Saint James, Barbados

June 2009
Disney's, UP: The Sugarcoating of Pedophilia (Movie Review)
Why is Michelle Obama So Pretty When Most Colored Women are So Ugly?
Supreme Court Triple Whammy: Hispanic, Homo, Hag! (Sermon)
Jay Leno Steals Some More Material From Landover Baptist Church

May 2009
Swine Flu: Freehold Moves Quickly to Put Day Laborers and Hogs Down!
Special Offer: Get Saved & Baptized For ONLY $149! Act Now!
Deacon Fred YouTube Video Update - American University Address Pt 1
Can You Hate Your Mother As Much As Jesus Hated His? Mother's Day
National Day of Prayer: Was Jesus Kidding When He Forbid Public Prayer?

April 2009
Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles?  New Kids' Book!
Brother Hardwick's Easter Radio Address to the Nation
Landover Baptist Hires Mexicans to Sew Palm Sunday Leaf Crosses
Easter Article Archive

March 2009
Custom Designed Menstrual Shacks - Exquisitely Crafted!
Blood of Christ Splash 2009! Christians Take Over Spring Break 4 Jesus!

February 2009
Local Boy's Hunt for 200 Foreskins Ends in Court!
The Satanic Origins of St. Valentine's Day!
Brother Hardwick's February Radio Interview on the Jack E. Jett Show (Mp3)

January 2009
Did the Travoltas Murder Their Son and Send  Him to Hell?  (Sermon)
Bo's Law (New Resource for Identifying Real Atheists)
Pastor Deacon Fred's Favorite Web Links For January 2009"
Brother Hardwick's New Radio Interview With a Homo Host! (Mp3)
How Comes Obama Gets To Be President? (Christian Kids Wanna Know!)